Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Madrid, Guardiola, Luis Enrique, Xavi, Simeone…

In this Champions League I want to be a Real Madrid fan. Oh really. I don’t write down Jorge Bustos He threatens me with a gun or, even worse, with one of those Coronitas he drinks. I want to be a Real Madrid fan and not win, which is delicate, even if they haven’t realized it yet, but because it offers them the potential for hatred and laughter. To take part in such a tournament, something that only they have is essential: having reached a number that makes you hesitate even at the ordinal number (in my head the last number was the fourteenth). They’re like those couple of friends who, when you went to a party and thought something might happen, would fuck before they left the house. They had already pre-booked the night and the rest was a tip.

Well, then this Madrid comes without the best goalkeeper in the world, without a center forward and with Vinicius When he returns, he obviously feels uncomfortable in a new system that revolves (and has to revolve) around everything. Bellingham. He shouldn’t win this Champions League (I repeat myself as I cross my fingers, light a few candles and forget the three or four that I saw him win without any logic), but what does that matter when you have the incomparable luck Can enjoy being a hater of someone who fails? ? And from a white perspective, that’s guaranteed.

While the rest of us have only one ball of joy (may it fail), the Real Madrid fan is experiencing a phase of malaise. Guardiola, Luis Enrique, Xavi j Simeone, his four horsemen of the apocalypse, guarantee several nights of jokes. City are such favorites that the only way they can escape unscathed is to win the cup. PSG started like a moped with the price of a Harley and it seems difficult Dembeles O Asensio Take him to the promised land they have not entered Messi j Neymar Distancing Mbappe from Chamartín. Let’s ask Barça and Atleti to pass the group this season before envisioning them in the Wembley final. I insist: it is a good year to come from Madrid if the goal is, and should always be, to laugh.

I wouldn’t mind being a culé in this Champions League either. The only good thing about fighting hard for two seasons is that the demands have decreased while the level of the team has increased. Does the Blaugrana fan dream of winning the tournament? Not the one you read. And the strange thing is that in an edition where there is no team stronger than City, why not? For the first time since then Messi He had a pacifier, Barça’s potential is greater than expected and that, as every fan knows, is the only way to enjoy even minimally this hellish sport.

In this Champions League it would be good to come from Sevilla or Real Sociedad. Both are in attractive and surmountable groups. If they fail, the Andalusians, people with strong traditions, will fix it later in the Europa League, and the Basques will rejoice with a prize that they have sought and deserved for years.

But nothing, I will be part of Atleti again. I adore Pep, I like Luis Enrique and Xavi and Cholo made me very happy. I only imagine disasters in Rome, Rotterdam and Glasgow; To Joao Felix make someone else happy or, worse, Joselu j Brahim converted into Tom Baker j Oliver Atom as they go from 4-0 up within six minutes. At this point it shouldn’t concern me, but my daughter Lola The genes definitely got the better of him, he goes to school every other day wearing his red and white t-shirt (it needs to be washed) and says he doesn’t even do it Taylor Swift In the father No shit: that’s all we care about Antoine Griezmann. It scares me that at nine years old she is forced to face the cruelest vicissitudes of this life or, in other words, to compete in the Champions League.

Seriously, we need to finish this tournament. Or win it, throw the cup into the river and re-found the club. We’ll find another team for Lola.

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