Rep. Lauren Boebert Says She Wrote A Book And Twitter Users Are Absolutely Baffled

The book is four pages long; written in crayons; And despite having only 16 words, there are 238 spelling errors. https://t.co/kBZMxjit8P

— The Horse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) 4 May 2022

I can’t wait to read all about your arrest and your husband flashing his penis for underage girls.

Would you sign it for me?

— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) 4 May 2022

Are crayons provided, or do we have to bring our own?
How many white crayons do I need to accurately represent your ‘story’?
Can we paint your guns any color, or are they already filled with gunmetal gray and black?
Explore current hair color or talent shade? https://t.co/CSNKRpI2WV

— Schrodinger’s Zen… (or Roger) (@RWNJ_) 4 May 2022

Does it include this? # never forget: Members of the US House who voted against holding Putin accountable for war crimes against Ukraine:

Lauren Boebert
Matt Getz
Marjorie Taylor Green
Andy Biggs
Thomas Massey
Dan Bishop
Glen Grothman
chip riot

— Lara reads books banned in Florida (@MadeInTheUSANJ) 4 May 2022

Thanks a lot, Bobo! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life until I read the comments on this announcement. This is the best free comedy entertainment I’ve had in a long time! https://t.co/xsB7Rz8bUR

— Crazy Times and Crazy Wine (@swankywineguru) 4 May 2022

ROFL. can you write did you use crayons? Who helped you in big words – no more than four letters. Does the husband show his junk in it? Does it include details of your rebellion involvement? https://t.co/Ul0kac0TB5

— Miles Tone (@1CrazyOldFool) 4 May 2022

I’m 100% sure you haven’t written this book and I expect to see it at the dollar store within the year.

— Julie Gold (@michalski_julie) 4 May 2022