Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Stephen Colbert sets record straight, was kicked out of Obama party list

Hey Stephen Colbert, I hear you love vacationing in South Carolina – not Martha’s Vineyard.

Return to Edgartown. Stay longer this time. We went ahead with your weekend visit by mistakenly saying that you were walking past President Barack Obama’s 60th birthday on Saturday. The Daily Mail and the New York Times also messed it up.

But consider this: There are no alligators on the vineyard.

Your glasses don’t fog up when you leave the house.

Instructions on what to do when a storm hits your shopping bag are not included.

Plus, there are too many Democrats to put on glasses as the sun sets on the dunes.

Sure, great white sharks grab the headlines, but they head to Chatham for seals and they don’t chase you on land. Gators and scorching heat do not go well with sweet tea.

And we’ll take the squirrels over the lizards any day.

The lobster rolls over the crab boil and watches the whale while dodging the gator.

Crazy heat index, humidity, saw palmetto bug? That’s more South Carolina.

Vineyards are sea breezes, fried oysters, screen doors open all night and sand almost everywhere. Carly Simon can take a stroll with some salty journalists in search of the scoop.

As you put it in your Monday night monologue, “being taken aback by the cool kids party”—the aforementioned Obama rave—means you’re better off today anyway.

Colbert said on his show, “The hot ticket is who it was, but given the whole pandemic and the Delta version, a celebrity mosh pit probably wasn’t the wisest choice, so Obama decided to reduce the guest list for his party.” decided.”

Colbert said he was honored to be invited along with his wife, Evelyn. But since the plane ticket and hotel room could not be returned, he decided to go to the Vineyard himself.

“We were honored to be invited … we booked a flight, got a hotel” and made the best of it.

“In ‘scaling back’ in a big way, I got scaled in a big way,” Colbert said of the party.

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